Not 1, not 2 not even 3 but 7 spaces. In the parking lot between 2 office buildings on a Friday morning.

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You sir have reached the maximum level of parking asshole. I salute you, albeit with one finger.

EDIT: If you want to know where else he could have parked, here is an aerial, the red boxes would have been better choices. The Yellow box is where he chose to park