My Wife Is Behaving Strangely

I’m not sure if she’s been replaced by an alien replicant or something but my wife has been acting very strangely lately. She came home from work and told me she had been looking at cars online and found one I might like. Looking at cars! That is not my wife. Anyway, even though we won’t be set to buy for months, and I’m not at all convinced that a 3 year old Audi is right for someone who keeps cars for a decade and those tires do not look like they’d be happy off from smooth pavement, we’re going to go look at an SQ5 at the local CarMax this weekend. At least it will give me a chance to sit in some cars and eliminate the non-contenders.

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