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An Englishman, an Irishman and Scotsman go into a pub...

...and each order a whiskey. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the glasses. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his dram away and demands another. The Irishman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Scotsman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”


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