I drive one of these things. With DSG (inb4 GRAH BLARGH Y U NO GET MANUAL??). It's no longer stock, but I do remember a simpler time when it was factory fresh. Here's my review based on those memories.

Exterior:

Interior:

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Acceleration:

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Engine:

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Braking:

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Ride:

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Handling:

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Gearbox:

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Value:

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