This is CL gold! Buy this Mustang and get steak, Jack Daniel’s and Detroit Tigers tickets because Murica!

*This is a serious offer, for real. Purchase this vehicle at list price, and included in the sale will be everything you need to celebrate your new car in true American fashion: 1 bottle of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Tennessee Whiskey, a T-bone steak dinner (ingredients only, you gotta grill it yourself), and 2 tickets to a 2015 Detroit Tigers game of the seller’s choosing.


6-Speed Manual Transmission: If it was good enough for Henry Ford, it’s good enough for you.

5.0 Liter V-8: With 420 hp on tap, you can burn gas, grass, or ass in this thing. Once you buy it, I don’t care what you do in it. (Seriously though, the car has never been smoked in).

Roush Axle-back Exhaust: The exhaust note has been described as sounding like “the thunder claps of Zeus raining down as Thor strikes his hammer upon a mighty anvil” ...just now, by me. If that’s not your style, you can refit the factory original mufflers, which I still have.

Matte Black Heat Extraction Vents: If the Death Star had vents this dark and menacing, Skywalker would never have even gotten close.

3.73 Ratio Limited Slip Rear Axle: This thing gets up and goes.

Mercedes-Benz Spec Pirelli P Zero Nero Tires: Just like WWII, this American war machine rolls smoothly over top of the finest engineering collaboration Germany and Italy could muster. But unlike those Axis bastards, the treads on these tires have plenty of life left.

15/26 MPG: Unlike your neighbor’s Prius, this ain’t no battery powered shoe box. The only thing you’ll be plugging into this bad boy is 16 gallons of premium dead dinosaur.

Ample leg room all around: This is important, because you’ll have three seats full of single 21 year olds on a daily basis.

The Boring Stuff: Just shy of 11,000 miles as of writing, original owner, Still under 3 yr/36,000 mile manufacturer’s warranty, California emissions, 18 inch wheels, clean Carfax record, black polymer coating on exhaust tips and hood vents is easily removable

**Caution** Ford Mustangs are the leading experimental treatment for the condition known as Low Testosterone. If you are pregnant or planning on becoming pregnant, you should exercise extreme caution in handling this majestic steel steed.


“This car is the fucking tits, man!” -My friend, Mike

“So that’s what a Mustang’s tail lights look like.” -This guy who tried to race me once in a Porsche 944

“I can’t believe I pissed away my midlife crisis on this thing.” -That same guy in the Porsche, 5 minutes later.

“That sure is a nice car, but damn is it loud.”^ -My neighbor

^ This one is a real quote.