Like our Western Zodiac, the Chinese Zodiac is made up of 12 symbols, but theirs rotates over 12 years instead of 12 months. Lucky for us Opponauts, 2017 is the Year of the Roadster!

What? It’s supposed to be Rooster? The Year of the Rooster? Oh.

Ah, well, screw it. I’m going with Roadster.