Is that Portimao? Looks like Portimao. Where is this?

Well then. So I’m back and fortunately the doc got me hooked up with a date tomorrow at 10am. No, I’m not getting laid like you think I am*, you fool, I’m getting scanned.

*[DISCLAIMER: I actually want this to happen, but human decency and my own conscience prevents it from happening. ya happy now?]

Ahem, now, where was I?