Took a fair amount of digging, as many of you correctly stated, it was high-centered and the wheels just kept spinning. This calls for a Taco Bell run.
Main road to my house was closed so I took the unplowed alleyway and now there is a BMW stuck there. I dug it out a bit and threw some salt down, along with the sun it should be out of there in a few hours. Well, time for a drink.