5 Badass Things That Won't Happen Again

Things were better in the past, here’s a few examples.

5 - SST

The dream of supersonic commercial flight is over, deal with it and enjoy your boring twinjets.

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Sorry, kids.

4 - Space Shuttles

We’re back to rocket launched capsules, like in the 50’s, apparently.

Sorry, kids.

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3 - Proper BMW’s

Enjoy your luxury bloated crossovers with fake engine noise.

Sorry, kids.

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2 - Tall towers

Unless you live in the UAE, 50 stories is deemed “Sufficient”, thanks to lousy fire depts and insurance costs.

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Sorry, kids.

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1 - Proper RWD, simple wagons.

You can’t fix your drive-by-wire “crossover” by yourself anymore and keep it for 25 years.

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Keep up with the Joneses and buy a Ford Escape, and deal with its planned obsolescence in 8 years, or just lease it like phony people.

Sorry, kids.

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