And not a single one can/will perform an inspection on an OBDI car. Excuses include:

1. Don’t have the ASM equipment/dyno to do it (this one is true)

2. Our dyno is broken (this one is bullshit and I’ve heard it from three shops now; it’s just more labor and they don’t want to do it)

3. It’s too close to lunch/closing time and the OBDI inspections take longer (motherfucker going to take a punch to the face if I hear this again)

/rage