1 at Force India (likely Perez or Sutil)

2 at Sauber

2 at Caterham

1 at Marussia

So really there are just 3 seats left that anyone in their right mind would want. The Russian rookie Sirotikin is a potential Sauber candidate, but I'm willing to bet a dark horse for a seat at Sauber is the Swiss Miss Simona de Silvestro. Bernie might even try to make sure the funding is in place to get a female on the grid.