If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

A, B, C, D, E, F, G...

H, I, J, K, eww a minnow peed!

Q, R, S,

T, U, V...

WRX,

T, U, V...*wait, no*

W, X,

T, U, V...*FUCK!*

W...X,

Y, N, Z! *Yeah!*

Twinkle twinkle little star,

Next time won’t you sing with me! *Nailed it!*

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What do you mean it’s “Y and Z?!” Since when has “and been a letter?!”

#AlphabetSongRuinsLives

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