What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Not my garage.

Not mine, but we’ll get there.
Not mine, but we’ll get there.
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Normally only my wife parks in the garage, though technically it fits two cars. Now not even her car will fit, because we’re organizing and filtering out stuff to donate or trash, and that starts with making a giant mess.

Marie Kondo: If it sparks joy...
Me: WTF is this, where did it come from? *DONATE*

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Wife: Here’s the socket set.
Me: The socket set? We already have a socket set.

Goodwill Donation Center: Something’s down, we can’t print you a receipt for that.
Me: *looks at SUV crammed with stuff* It’s okay, I’m good!

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