So I was passenger in my car and my daughter was driving (learning manual) and a god damn mother fucking baby deer comes out of the mother fucking sky and lands on the roof of my car. So she stops the car, turns it off, I get out say what the fuck 5 times. The deer is on its side stuck between the bars of my bike rack. So I grab the goober by the ankles and fling it off the roof onto the road and it promptly ran away.
The only damage is this crack in my mirror housing.