What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled A Little Lunchtime Fun

While reading Doug DeMuro’s recent post on Bluetooth, I remembered a time recently that I spent in the Nissan Rogue, attempting to use the Bluetooth system. Now, for some reason all Blueteeth have different interfaces that all lead you to believe they are the best, which they are not, but this particular tooth de la blue stores your name and a little audio clip of yourself.


So, when you ring up the BT, it says “Select pairing from list of names” and then you get a list of random people who have driven your car saying SHARON or TED T-E-D or Michael, and so on.

As this particular rogue was a rental, and I just had it for a day, I deleted KAAARA and paired my phone. The nice Bluetooth lady asked me for a name, so I decided on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOMGOMGOMGOGMWRq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Essentially I just yelled for a long time. So whenever the Rogue called up the Bluetooth menu, your options were suddenly Sharon, Ted, Michael, and my rage scream. Always nice to stay entertained with technology.

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