And that’s not the start of a joke. The parentals and I went to see Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them, and after we left the theatre we walked out to the car and a man who had parked next to us got out of his second gen Prius and asked if we could jump his car.

I had to politely decline him and appologize as we were driving the S600, and the owner’s manual strictly forbids jump starting other people’s cars, and that in the event of a dead battery in the S-Class, all effort should be made to jump it with a jump box or battery pack and not another vehicle due to the fragile nature of the car’s everything.

Though I still don’t quite understand how a car with THAT many batteries would need a jump.