Wife: What about a Miata?
Seriously. The woman has always referred to these as beer cans on wheels. The very fact that she suggests such a thing is....it’s glorious.
Oh, yeah, so the front left caliper on the Montero seized up, apparently some time ago, but the giant tires and epic geared torque meant I felt and head nothing...until today, when I heard that the inside brake pad had decided to leave the party completely, ruining the disc in it’s wake.
Seriously, the inside of that rotor looks like a slot car track. Sigh...