Asus Eee PC 1000HA 10 inch 1.6GHz 1GB RAM

But why am I buying a ten year old netbook with lower specs than many phones? Couple reasons:

  1. I’m slightly drunk
  2. It was $30, well within “Eff it, why not” territory
  3. I have some very special plans for it that will Blow. Your. Freaking. Mind.

Stay tuned!