My wife, who works in Police Victim Services, was recently tasked with buying some gifts for children of women in domestic/sexual abuse situations. Kids would submit requests and my wife and her coworker would do their best to fill that wish within their constrained budget.

One 7 year old asked for a “remote controlled blue sedan”. My wife couldn’t find one at the mall but did find a Yellow Camaro and a Blue Ford GT. She bought the GT.

Hopefully that kid enjoys his gift. Obviously a future Jalop, asking for a sedan for Christmas.