Let’s say you just got a new, facelifted Tesla Model S. You’re obviously very proud of the thing, and that new, smooth, grille-less front is unique on the road.

Let’s say you also are fortunate enough to live in a “no front plate” state, such as Arizona. You have an opportunity to show off that front fascia in all its glory, the way the designers intended.

Now let’s say you get an aluminum license plate frame and a plate blank that says this:

Ok, there’s the setup. Now, the question is: On a scale of “Gandalf the Grey” to “Tom Huggins the stone troll,” how wise is this choice?