If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

A note.

If you are a writer and you decide to kill off the most likeable five year old child that I've ever seen put into a book, you're a fucker. If you make that death scene really touching, you're a mother fucker. Now if you decide to erase everyone's memories of her. You have elevated to the rank of Jive Ass Mother Fucker and a Fucking Asshole. (Grabs notebook and takes notes for future use in own stories.)


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