When it’s raining, please set down your Starbucks and iPhone for a moment and reach over for this little knob (or stalk, or button) to the left of your steering wheel and turn your motherfucking headlights on.

Sincerely,

Yes I did just flash my brights at you... and you... and you. Take a hint.

Why these aren’t hardwired to turn on when your wipers are on on ALL cars yet, I don’t know. How about making that a mandated feature like backup cameras, government?