Well, you got me. Brick and Mortar stores:1, PS9:0. It’s my fault. I could have brought it from amazon a million years ago for a dollar or whatever, but it’s fine. No really, I love paying Porsche Performance Parts prices for cables that probably don’t even have any real gold in them. Really. It’s cool.

Maybe next time instead of getting an HDMI cable, I’ll do something cheap. Like put a down payment on a 488 GTB, or pay down 1% of the national debt.