“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

When the grass needs mowed, but I can’t because it’s hailing. It’s not big hail, but typically Mother’s Day is when we can be confident the weather is going to be nice enough to not get this kinda crap without really nasty storms.

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Try not to be jealous of my wonderfully lucious yard.

Maybe it’ll knock the murder hornets out of the sky or slow down the genocide groundhogs that’ll probably come next.

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