A toad review

We get a lot of frogs and toads around here. I gotta tell you frogs are douchebags, and toads are cool.

Cool toad

I’ve had a few experiences with cool toads.

Fuckin frog
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I had a toad hop up to me in the garage last year. When I picked him up to put him outside he hugged my fingers in an adorable way.

Cool toad

The frogs hide behind our shutters and make a crap load of noise. Fuckin bastards.

Fuckin frog
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Final thoughts...

If you're gonna test drive one of these, I'd recommend the toad. 

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