If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Aaaaand My Office is Closed.

So are the schools in the area. No snow, just skating rinks for flyovers and overpasses (of which we have many).

I just de-iced my wife’s car since she has to run into her office for a couple of minutes because real estate transactions are apparently matters of life and death. I broke a spatula in the process. I liked that spatula.


And if anyone would like to show us Texans how to drive up a solidly-iced incline without the aid of snow tires, salt trucks, or any cold weather infrastructure, please come on down. If you can do it, I’ll show you how to weather a hurricane without shitting yourself.

Winter is less than a month old, btw, and it’s already pissing me off.

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