“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

My infant blew a diaper while driving for the first time, it was dramatic. Here is a rundown of what it takes to clean that shit up.

-discover your child is covered in shit

-willingly place your hands on shit covered infant in order to remove said child from seat

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-remove child from clothes

-remove shit

-bathe child whether child likes it or not

-comfort child. Cause, you know, child has seen some shit

-when mom returns home, clean that mother fucking car seat

-enjoy bourbon

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