My infant blew a diaper while driving for the first time, it was dramatic. Here is a rundown of what it takes to clean that shit up.
-discover your child is covered in shit
-willingly place your hands on shit covered infant in order to remove said child from seat
-remove child from clothes
-bathe child whether child likes it or not
-comfort child. Cause, you know, child has seen some shit
-when mom returns home, clean that mother fucking car seat