If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

After numerous warnings from the baby boomers, my car still hasn't spontaneously combusted or melted in the rain!

It’s actually quite wonderful in the rain now. It drives like a normal car, except that when you get careless with it, you’ll die. It’s quite liberating. And it also doesn’t leak, because contrary to every sales ad for a used Corvette, all of them have been wet. They leak test them at the factory.

And that is your reminder that I now have a Cavalier. 

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