It’s actually quite wonderful in the rain now. It drives like a normal car, except that when you get careless with it, you’ll die. It’s quite liberating. And it also doesn’t leak, because contrary to every sales ad for a used Corvette, all of them have been wet. They leak test them at the factory.

Illustration for article titled After numerous warnings from the baby boomers, my car still hasnt spontaneously combusted or melted in the rain!

And that is your reminder that I now have a Cavalier. 

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