Welcome back to the 11th round of Formula Oppo, I hope that you had a good vacation and ate a hearty breakfast, because tonight we dine in hell! the Burger King off of the I-75, aka No Man’s Land.

Last time out some weird shit happened, Ferrari won, two Red Bulls took the other 2 podium spots, and McLaren finished in the points, with 2 drivers and Fernado getting 5th! What’s that? Yeah, you read it right, he got fith and both Mercedes were behind him after they both effectively threw away their races. But after all of that excitement, we had to take a few weeks off.

So this week we go to No Man’s Land to settle our disputes the old fashioned way, by getting everything our way, besides quality or tasty food, because that’s not what the Burger King does. So who comes back out on top? Will Ferrari continue their momentum? Can Kimi get a car that actually works? Will Mercedes rebound? Have Renault and Red Bull had nasty, nasty make-up sex? Will Honda’s newest spec of Earth Dreams PU work better? Will Force India or Williams make their pace last an entire race? Will Pastor’s balls prevent him from fitting in his car?

Your drivers?

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Roberto Merhi- Manor


My Picks:

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettle

Curse: Pastor’s going down.

Now the rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in or else you’ll be forced to eat the spicy chicken fries.


Good luck!