Can’t study in my room, roommate’s keyboard is too loud.

Can’t study in RH study room, no WiFi (WeBWorK).

Can’t study at the College Union, there’s some sort of cabaret going on upstairs.

Library is closed.

Oppo, what type of chair do you recommend I smash against my roommate’s head? We have these really cool wooden chairs on rockers that protrude slightly out from underneath the legs.