How desperate, you Jalops may ask?

Alfa is offering me a 9 month pull ahead on my Fiat 500 lease, letting me out of it with no obligation (so no adding of the unpaid balance to a new lease).

Nevermind that the 3 year residual estimate on my lease was at least $1500 too generous to begin with.

I don’t particularly want an Alfa as my next car (or anything that’s not a small hatchback for that matter), but if any Jalops have been eyeing a new Alfa - now might be a good time to go shopping.