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Here’s the deal. The Cletus-Vette needs to drive to the inspection place by this Friday if we have a hope of driving this dirtball to Chicago. If you’re in Toronto, GenuineAlexReid and I will be working on this thing all damn night to get it ready for the inspection. We need all the help we can get. If you want to lend a hand, let me know. We have all the beer in the world for you. We’re gonna make it.

By Friday morning we need to:
Tighten the bolts in the steering collumn
find out why the power steering isn’t working/remove power steering
install the fan assembly
Wire every single light
make the vaccuum pop-up lights work or prop them open
Install the side pipes
Bodge a left turn signal from a trailer light
Make the wipers work
Make the gauges work

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