Yesterday my wife was all like “I want brunch I want pancakes and hash browns and do we have any breakfast sausage?” We did in fact have all those things. I chefily opened many packets, including:
King Arthur Flour gluten free pancake mix that I totally bought because my wife is a little bit like that about gluten
Bob’s Red Mill egg replacer
Miyoko’s plant butter
Target brand organic maple syrup
Gardein veggie breakfast sausages
Frozen hash browns
But you still gotta finesse that shit, and I did them blueberry pancakes on my favorite kitchen appliance the Presto electric griddle and I flipped the hash browns as one single perfectly browned cake because I got skillz.