If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Also how to treat yourself

Went to a banquet tonight. Only me and the CEO showed up to our table... of ten.

There were two open bottles of wine at ze table, and, after the 4th time of the CEO telling me as much I decided to engage my urban superpower... I had walked to the event.

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So yeah, un bottle of wine later, I’m white girl drunk. AMA.

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