Seriously need to find a sub-$1000 something for runs to the dump and shit like that. However, people seem to be crazy about their beat-to-shit used trucks. A 4-cylinder 93 Dakota is not worth $2500 in great condition, let alone with a vague description that includes “needs tires and battery,” and no photos.

I should email him and offer “$47.68 in assorted change, a hearty handshake, and a box of privacy envelopes I found in my closet.”