If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

America is an overreacting dumpster fire and I'm getting a kick out of it.

How sick am I?

As a college Senior I should be defenestrating myself but instead I am amused. I don’t have a political party even though I’m registered republican (because don’t touch my money) and I didn’t vote for either candidate.

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