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American Shower Micturation is Surging

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Two years ago around 60% of Americans admitted to urinating in the shower. The following year, leaked surveys flooded the internet stating that showtime-flowtime had risen to over 80 percent. Seriously, I can’t contain how much this pisses me off but apparently Im doing a better job containing myself than most!

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Over 4 out of 5 people in the US enjoy live streaming while they are chasing the waterfall. Proper TLC would have taught you better! I guess there is nothing more American than peeing yourself, but I will continue to believe that if European then you’re in trouble.

The gold standard for cleanliness is always clear!!

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