Today in Barcelona I saw a kid wearing an old school Larry Johnson Hornets jersey, a Suns Charles Barkley jersey, a Dodge Caliber, a PT Cruiser, and this glorious thing.

The other day I stupidly ate an an English style pub because it was the closest thing to me. It was filled with drunk and sunburnt English people and the burgers were fucking terrible. Since Catalunya seems to have a penchant for things American, I think I should move here and open up an Americam style micro brewery. The food will be much better than anything the English can squeeze out of their pasty little hands. I also came up with the idea that England should just apply for statehood. They really do have much more in common with America than Europe, and they have no problem following America into poorly thought out wars. They’ll also need the help of a big strong economy in the future.