Despite using two of the most surefire bankruptcy tools known to man, an old VAG luxobarge and an older Italian sports car, I fear my family and I are still living in a house and not a box under an overpass or a van down by the river. What is there left for me to try?

Oh. Hello there.

That should do the trick!

As I have mentioned before, my uncle from whom I got the Alfa also owned a Phaeton and an old XJR at the same time. I aspire to outdo him in terms of sheer masochism. Unfortunately, I think tuition will have to come before a V12 Jag.

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