An elephant moved into my hotel. I can hear him (her?) clomping around. It’s so loud that it carries throughout the top floor, the floor I’m housed on this week. I feel sorry for the people below us.
Seriously, people. If you can’t walk softly, keep your sneakers on. If you can’t figure out how to walk softly, watch this:
Like a NINJA! Who DOESN’T want to walk like a NINJA?!? Think about how much fun you’ll have sneaking up on your friends! Ninja not your thing? OK. How about walking like a fox?
See? You CAN learn to walk softly. Please, for the sake of the people around you, learn how!