In the Dana Patrick /Colbert article Okulski states, "If they pay my bills, I'll wear whatever they want me to."
This is something that needs to be done. Raise a few bucks to pay some of his bills. And Fedex him an outfit for every weekday. Surprise him with a pink sweater, seersucker shorts, argyle socks, and a baseball cap.
The possibilties are endless
Well, most of us are pretty poor. Maybe just enough money for one day. Like the next motor show he attends.