REPOST FOR THE AFTERNOON CROWD:

Zoidberg’s recent post about the automatic, liftback Corolla gave me an idea:

I propose an OppositeLock Bad Idea fund, to give grants to Opponauts who may not need the money, but can apply for grants to buy a Bad Idea car. Like any other grant, the money would be held in an escrow account, and those who wish to get some cash would have to apply, giving good reason they ought to get the money. It would be funded solely by donations, and grants could be given for just an occasion as Zoidberg mentioned.