The nurse just stopped by and said that the Doctor has put in my discharge orders. Only about 48 hours after a major surgery I’m heading home - woohoo! They said they were putting me on a low-residual diet and I expected bland mush. But the tray that came had scrambled eggs, sausage, English muffins, potatoes, a banana. I had to double-check the ticket to make sure it was for me. And had I known it was going to be real food I wouldn't have let it sit for two hours...