If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

And I am outta here...

The nurse just stopped by and said that the Doctor has put in my discharge orders. Only about 48 hours after a major surgery I’m heading home - woohoo! They said they were putting me on a low-residual diet and I expected bland mush. But the tray that came had scrambled eggs, sausage, English muffins, potatoes, a banana. I had to double-check the ticket to make sure it was for me. And had I known it was going to be real food I wouldn't have let it sit for two hours...

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