As graced us via the owner of the local salvage yard, whose name rhymes with Kardashian, so that’s what we call him. Seems like a salvage yard owner’s kind of car, yeah? Runs great, only smokes a little. I know this will break G-body Man’s heart, but it looks rust-free.

This is its attempt at a burnout. Note the lack of tire smoke. This is because it failed to generate any, merely wafting away on a surge of magnificence, blessing us all in its wake.