If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

And so it begins

Sure, I don’t have an odometer, or a tripometer, or a compass/temperature display in my rear-view mirror, or a dimming rear-view mirror for that matter, or a clean-shifting transmission...

But Halloween must be observed.

(The real trick will be my hood ornament. Hurrah for steel vehicles.)

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