“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

Wanted something light for a late lunch and pulled this out of the freezer. Only 320 calories and just spicy enough.

But there was a small problem. Pulling it out of the microwave, I grabbed the fork to mix it up and took a bite.

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Then another.

And another.

And a light bulb went off in my head. I looked at the fork and then over my shoulder to the stovetop. There was the clean fork that I should have been using.

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Instead, I grabbed the fork I mixed up cat food with!

This will not end well.

Illustration for article titled And thats we he realized...*
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*...he fucked up!

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