Wanted something light for a late lunch and pulled this out of the freezer. Only 320 calories and just spicy enough.
But there was a small problem. Pulling it out of the microwave, I grabbed the fork to mix it up and took a bite.
And a light bulb went off in my head. I looked at the fork and then over my shoulder to the stovetop. There was the clean fork that I should have been using.
Instead, I grabbed the fork I mixed up cat food with!
This will not end well.
*...he fucked up!