If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

And Thus Begins The Decline Of Global Civilization

This is it guys. It’s all downhill from here. It’s not like there weren’t signs before (The rise of the CVT, Kim Kardashian making $40M off of a phone app, Donald Trump’s inevitable presidency, ISIS, Mad Max Fury Road’s defeat at the hands of Pitch Perfect 2) But this? No. It’s over. Time to join the babylonians and the romans at the bottom of the dustbin of history.


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