If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Another parcel posted, another beer earned.

Went to go for a pint at The Fat Gadgie, but they were closed.

So off I went to the train station to have a pint at the 301 Miles to London (from Carlisle it’s 300 miles, but originally it was 301 miles, historic licence I guess).

I was sat with a fruity IPA, I can’t remember the name as it was too bloody long, anyway it was awful and I only drank half of it and left (ye’, that bad).

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I’m now presently at home with a pint of Budvar, the original and best Budweiser.

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