So apparently a tropical depression or storm or some bullshit will be hitting my area (southwest of Houston) starting tonight/tomorrow morning. You see that yellow part of the map (10-14” of rain expected)? That’s where I live.

If any Californians would like some of this stupid rain that we keep getting, please bring all the containers you can muster and put them all around my house. Because apparently I live in this mystical area that rain is attracted to, and it’s getting old.

Also, no car washing for me this week.