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Any theories? [UPDATE] I got the story.

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The owners of the two cars live in the brown house. An unlicensed 16-year-old was out joy riding in his father’s Nissan — without permission — at around 4 am this morning with two other kids. He struck the silver car and continued into the red car, which was pushed forward six feet from where it was parked. The silver car was pushed onto the curb, and the impact forces were such that they knocked off all of the Nissan’s hubcaps. To his credit, the kid stuck around until the cops came. Minimum property damage limit in California is $5,000. That should cover the damage...

I cannot guess what the sequence of events might have been, but I’m guessing automobile theft and leaving the scene of an accident would have been involved, and sides of hoonery and General Mayhem. From the assortment of parts on the ground, it seems a third car might have been involved.

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